04.04.10
Easter Celebrations
For some time there have been no barber shops. Now everyone goes to exciting, unisex, Mac Donald’s style franchise, hair salons.
A programmer sits down for a haircut at ‘Freddie’s Happy Scissors’ (or some such name).
Stylist:
Hi! How are you? How’s your day going.
Programmer:
Fine. How about you?
Stylist:
Good.
Programmer:
Anything planned for this weekend?
Stylist:
Huh?
Programmer:
It’s Easter this weekend. Do you have anything special planned?
Stylist:
I guess it depends on the weather. They say it might rain. If it doesn’t rain then me and my husband will go bass fishing in lake Castaic.
Programmer:
Cuz nothing quite celebrates the Resurrection of the Messiah like hooking a big mouth bass?
Stylist:
Huh?
Curtain