A programmer is drinking a diet coke. His aged mother looks up from her bowl of vanilla ice cream smothered in maple syrup.
Aged Mother:
You know, you look pretty good for your age.
Programmer:
Huh? Why thank you.
Aged Mother:
So how old are you now?
Programmer:
Umm, how old do you think?
Aged Mother:
I’d say you’re about 65.
Programmer:
(sputters) Umm, […]